confront-fight-win: Gay flatmate on body hair. “Landing strip, not Brazilian. I’m a lesbian, not a pedophile.” Why is my life comedic at 12:30 pm the night before an exam…??
agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country
Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to...– Anne Lamott (via quote-book)
leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is
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I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.– Jon Stewart (via erraticintrovert)
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
rdjmpreg666: studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
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