May 2013
160 posts
6 tags
confront-fight-win:
Gay flatmate on body hair.
“Landing strip, not Brazilian. I’m a lesbian, not a pedophile.”
Why is my life comedic at 12:30 pm the night before an exam…??
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
“Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to...”
– Anne Lamott (via quote-book)
leychal:
we all know who the real star of eurovision is
Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your...
laugh-addict:
When someone tries to talk to you before you leave...
swimmersonly:
“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”
– Jon Stewart (via erraticintrovert)
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
rdjmpreg666:
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
Reblog if you’re a bitter, sarcastic asshole who...
bisexualangelfucker:
